DICK SIZE MEASURING PARTY
FAQ


What is a Dick Size Measuring Party?

A Dick Size Measuring Party is essentially a sex party with an initial measuring component.

Why are you measuring guys?

Since March of 1996, I've been conducting a serious online dick size survey and have received replies from over 11,000 men worldwide. The site is located at http://www.sizesurvey.com/quest.html. Because the data is self-reported, it's possible that respondents have measured inaccurately or, even worse, have deliberately fabricated their measurements. The only way to be certain is to conduct a validation study, in which I personally take measurements of volunteers. Hosting a series of Dick Size Measuring Parties allows me to measure the most amount of guys in the least amount of time.

Are you looking for a particular type of guy?

I'm looking for guys of any endowment size, race of orientation who meet the following criteria:

1) Are between the ages of 18 and 45;
2) Have a Body Mass Index (BMI) no greater than 25* (this requirement is dropped for those who are body builders);
3) Do not suffer from erectile dysfunction;
4) Are not receiving testosterone replacement therapy

*to calculate your BMI, please go to http://www.thusness.com/bmi.t.html
Note: The above restrictions will not apply for the party scheduled for the afternoon of Saturday, December 7 in San Antonio.

Remember that the measuring component is an attempt to validate the results of my survey which seeks, among other things, to determine the average dimensions of a penis. I'm therefore not looking for only one endowment type - as the picture above illustrates, guys of every size can (and do) participate.

What are the details of the party?

Before arriving, you should fill out and produce a hard copy of the "party version" of the questionnaire, which has been posted at http://www.sizesurvey.com/party.html (if you don't have a printer, a supply of blank forms will be available at the party). Upon entering, you will be escorted to a private area, where, with an assistant, I'll take various hand, nose, foot, testicular and flaccid dick measurements. After zipping up, you will have the opportunity to socialize with other partygoers. After I've recorded the last person's flaccid measurements, we will strip naked and engage in mass "fluffing" in order to take the necessary erect measurements.

 

 





What is "fluffing"?

As the picture to the right illustrates, fluffing entails providing manual, oral and/or anal stimulation to ensure that fellow partygoers achieve a full erection.

I'm straight and don't wish to "fluff" other guys. Will this be problematic?

No. Although "fluffing" is encouraged, it is not compulsory, and you will not be forced to do anything that you don't wish to do.


Is the party restricted to just measuring?

Not at all. Experience has shown that when one assembles a group of naked and erect men, the fluffing continues long after the last measurement has been taken! The pictures on this page, all of which were taken at previous parties, should give you a good idea of the scope of activity that takes place. Safer sex practices are encouraged and condoms and water-based lubricant are available.


It is necessary to have my picture taken?

Most guys seem to have no problem with having their picture taken (unabashed exhibitionists welcome it) but some men are adamantly against it. We attempt to aim the camera so that faces are omitted but occasionally this isn't possible. In cases such as these, the pictures are meticulously altered to obliterate any identifying facial features. If you want absolutely no part of your anatomy photographed, please mention this when your initial measurements are taken and you will be given a name-tag with an "X" drawn on it. The photographer will respect your wishes.

Where will the next party be held and how many guys will be there?

During the the next several months, I'll be hosting a number of parties. Details for confirmed and tentative dates are as follows:

City

Date

Arrival Time

Est. Attendance

Houston, TX

November 9, 2013

1:00 - 2:00PM

~20

Houston, TX

November 9, 2013

8:00 - 9:00PM

~15

San Antonio, TX

December 7, 2013

1:00 - 2:00PM

~15

Will I have access to my measurement data?
Yes. At your request, your measurements will be e-mailed to you as a "Word" file attachment. You will also be informed of the overall group average for each dimension and how you rate in comparison to the other men who have participated.

I'd like to participate in your study, but I don't think I'd be comfortable being measured naked with a group of strangers.

Understandably, since this is a novel party concept, most men initially feel somewhat awkward but quickly relax once they've dispensed with their clothes. If you're certain that a party is not for you, but you'd still like to contribute your measurements, I can arrange to meet with you privately for a one-to-one interview which takes approximately 45 minutes to complete. You may contact me at the address given below.







I'm intrigued and I'd like to attend.
Where do I go from here?

If you haven't already done so, simply send me a message by clicking below and indicate your age, height and weight-related stats. Your information will be added to the database and you will be e-mailed an update several days before the party.

Houston Afternoon Party
Houston Evening Party
San Antonio Party

 

 

 


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