For millennia, men the world over have been obsessed with penis size.

Sly jokes, furtive glances in the locker room and wildly exaggerated claims of endowment convincingly suggest that “penis envy” is a decidedly male trait. Now, from the hinterland of Canada, a nerdy, pseudo-science minded individual invites you to participate in “The Definitive Penis Size Survey” which boldly dares to address the following perplexing questions:

  1. What precisely is an “average” penis size?
  2. Can penis size be correlated with other attributes?
  3. Are men of certain ethnic/racial groups more endowed than others?
  4. To what extent are men satisfied with their size?

The author humbly reminds one and all that in order to arrive at valid answers to the above questions, it will be necessary to assume that all participants are acting in good faith by providing accurate and precise data. Results of the survey will be posted and up-dated on a regular basis on the results page.

It is highly advisable that you tag this page with a bookmark, print out a hard copy, perform the various measurements required in Sections B and C and then return to enter and submit your data.

Without further ado let’s begin “The Definitive Penis Size Survey”!

Updated form is currently under development, please check back soon for the survey.